His father was originally from Bluefields, Nicaragua, and was 70 years old when Theo was born. Latin America just like the United States is a melting pot of white, black, Asian, indigenous, and mix in all type of way in all those categories with the most popular being mestizo (European/indigenous) and white. Not a very hard concept to graspYep never once pictured him as Hispanic.
Just because you’re white born in Latin America it doesn’t consider you not Hispanic. Watch out for Embankments boy! Theo Von was born Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski to Gina Capitani and Roland Achilles. She seemed like a really horrible lady, as Theo talks about his sister being a stripper as her doing really well for her situation.
I doubt that he is actually Nicaraguan though.New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be castThe place for stand-up, podcasts, videos, and comedic ramblings of Theo Von. Von is of Italian and British descent on his mother's side and of primarily Polish as well as Native American descent on his father's. I don’t understand how it’s hard for people to understand that there are WHITE peoples that live in Latin America for hundreds of years even before the 13 colonies.I honestly think Theo's mom lied to him. "Theo’s father was born in Nicaragua, of Polish, German, and English, descent. In America we seem to legitimately be considered different races.hispanic = spanish , latin = portuguese , greek is just greek and italian is just italian (in my mind I classify greek and italian as roman)willing to bet they all have pretty distinct origins.Seems a little ignorant to assume that because someone is from a country in Central America that they must look ‘hispanic’. http://ethnicelebs.com/theo-von. I feel bad for him. Theo Von's Crazy Louisiana Family The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 325: Theo Von View More Videos. He appeared in Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back alongside comedian Amy Schumer. However the whole dad being a 70 year old sugar daddy for his mom, who knows if that was his real dad or if he told the truth about his heritage. You'd think he'd bring that up when talking about his family history when he's been on podcasts with other Italian/ Italian mix comics like D'elia, Santino, Rogan, Callen or Sasso, etc.Wud ahr weee doooooooiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnAlways find it odd that being of Spanish descent (Hispanic) is seen so differently in terms of ethnicity to being of Portuguese, Italian, or Greek descent in America.We all look pretty much the fuckin same over here. Spaniard are Hispanic yet they’re European. Theo is the son of Gina and Roland Theodor Achilles von Kurnatowski.
His father was originally from Von began a professional career in entertainment at age nineteen when he starred in He returned to reality TV in Spring 2008, when Von was a panelist on the 2008 short-lived Beginning in 2011, Von took over as a host of the popular During this period, Von began appearing in cameo acting roles in a few television shows including In Spring 2018, Von's three-episode scripted comedy show Von began performing stand-up comedy as a young man in Louisiana. Theo Von was born Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski to Gina Capitani and Roland Achilles. We were engulfed in the show and Anthony Jeselnik took the stage. Hit the Hotline Three ways to submit a fun question, a real question, a comment, concern, response, personal issue, or anything you want to submit to Theo and This Past Weekend. He was born in Covington, Louisana, to parents Gina Capitani and Roland von Kurnatowski Sr. Associated With. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcutsCookies help us deliver our Services.